hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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