it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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