I hope mine doesn't look like that
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
only if we run a train.
done.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Also, beer. Big fan.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
