Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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