I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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