I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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