rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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