It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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