hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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