Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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