I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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