This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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