sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Vodka?
Forever.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Randomize
