Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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