As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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