Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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