he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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