wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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