So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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