you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
When are your genitals available?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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