I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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