is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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