It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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