Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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