physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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