did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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