We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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