Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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