Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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