can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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