In America we eat man semen.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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