He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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