how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
time to smoke my breakfast
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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