I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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