You really coming over, don't trick.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize