Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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