Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
