eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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