His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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