whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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