Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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