can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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