I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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