YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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