Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
