Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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