I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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