My hand turned me down
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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