Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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