I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i love accidental penises.
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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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