Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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