Plan B is the new Plan A
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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