I think im going to throw up on grandma
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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