I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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