So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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