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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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