I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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